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[The Kakama]

Translator, I salute you.

... 35 translations later with bing...

If you want to.

[Vurn]

"A time of religion and war, Legends tell the tale of a lion This beast in the shape of a man, With a dream to rule sea and land And all those who stand in his way, Will die, by God and victorious arms With the righteous that follows him south, Once more set ashore to war"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"If you think God is dead, seemingly in control of the fleet and ground, see the story under Leo e Mauro."

A time of religion and war, Legends tell the tale of a lion This beast in the shape of a man, With a dream to rule sea and land And all those who stand in his way, Will die, by God and victorious arms With the righteous that follows him south, Once more set ashore to war

Sabaton, eh?

[RuloCore]

OMG!!!
is it really so bad?
Original text:

"Don't believe in his lies."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"I don't think she should"

[Rooster5man]

That's an awesome site...XD

Well, it wasn't the alternator at all. Just the engine itself, so it's going to be around 2,000 dollars like I said. I'm honestly happy
this happened NOW - because that means with a new engine I'll have it for a couple more years.

I'll have my car back on Monday, though.

Oh, true, main thing is you're happy Glad you're getting your car back quick too.

[Vortex]

OMG!!!
is it really so bad?
Original text:

"Don't believe in his lies."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"I don't think she should"

Is it a CLUE! the player is female!

[Rooster5man]

Because Mateusz got inspiration from Bing...XD

So I used the example they gave and got this:

Original text:

"Thoust needs potato"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Thousands of potatoes."

Original text:

"Thousands of potatoes."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"There are thousands of prisoners."

(turned to "Prisoners" thanks to Japanese/English/Korean...somehow...)

Original text:

"There are thousands of prisoners."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"There are about 2,000 prisoners."

(Haitian Creole turned it into two thousand)

And I give up.

[The Kakama]

Submachine
35 translations later with bing...
Automatic warehouse

[Alamos]

I like to think that the bad translator is like the I Ching from the amber spyglass.
Whatever you type, whenever you hold a question in your mind, it answers your question in a roundabout way.

That in mind:

"toblerone giraffe eggs are not delicioius."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Makoroi is a triangle, a giraffe, and Switzerland."

[Sublevel 114]

Learning AS3. Feels like broken both legs and trying to learn how to walk again. Just like 2005 allover again.

-from MS twitter

Good luck!

[Isobel The Sorceress]

Went to see my bf's cousin's baby yesterday (we are the godparents of the baby). I now have a serious baby-fever :3

In other news:
School started today, yay!